I read this somewhere today and I cant remember where;

"The more you know the less you need to say"

That's a good one. I got one too "You can draw more bees with honey, but then they come and sting your ass"

Here's one:  "I may have been born yesterday, but I still went shopping"  -spoken with a lisp

 "Never teach anyone everything that you know, otherwise you wont know anything"

you can't make chicken soup with chichen shit

you can't make chicken soup with chicken shit

Experience is something you normally get right after you need it.......

Many  

You got that right ;~)

"The truth of the matter is that you always know the right thing to do. The hard part is doing it."

Norman Schwarzkopf, Jr.

You can make sugar look like shit but you cant make shit look like sugar!! btw whats the point of this lol

LOL They say if a bird shits on you its good luck!! Bull shit!! hmm i mean bird shit.. i dont belive it!

"Exciting Men smells diesel"

"My wife yes , My dog maybe , My gun never !"